=dan howell=

a moment of silence for all the bloggers who make good posts but don’t have enough followers

justyoutuberthings:

riannafinch:

I’m home

Hi home, I’m dad.

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

parents: you need to go out more
parents: you need to exercise more
parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents: why are you getting angry
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